Outstanding, Preschool, Bathrooms; Castles; Dragons; Knights;
Prince Freddie is enjoying his vacation when his horse, Sir Rushington, informs him that a terrible dragon is attacking Castle Crumbly. They race off, but they haven't gone long when Prince Freddie realizes he needs to pee! They stop quickly so Prince Freddie can pee behind a boulder, but an ogre is there. They stop again to pee at a tree, but there's a terribly long line and they don't have time to wait. Foiled again and again, Prince Freddie is desperate when they finally reach the castle. He charges past the dragon and finally can pee, conveniently putting out the castle's fire.
BYU ScholarsArchive Citation
"The Prince and the Pee,"
Children's Book and Media Review: Vol. 39
, Article 71.
Available at: https://scholarsarchive.byu.edu/cbmr/vol39/iss9/71